Goin' to the Landfill

© 2001 Neal Gladstone*

Well we’re goin to the landfill
Why don’t ya meet us at the landfill
Things are comin to a standstill
In every other part of town
They’re puttin up a band shell
They’re passin out a handbill
Yeah we’re going to the landfill
And we’re gonna have a real good time

There’s gonna be a demonstration
Against a major corporation
For repeated violation
Of environmental rules
We’re gonna press for litigation
There’s gonna be a confrontation
And every television station
Is gonna put us on the news

Well we’re goin to the landfill
It’s a perfect day
Why don’t ya meet us at the landfill
Throw some stuff away
Things are comin to a standstill
Toss your extra junk
In every other part of town
Into your pickup truck
They’re puttin up a band shell
Broken sliding doors
They’re passin out a handbill
Rotten two by fours
Yeah we’re going to the landfill
It’s a holiday
And we’re gonna have a real good time
Yes, yes we are

Well a handsome politician
Will make a critical decision
To establish a commission
To consider the complaint
He’ll do a big investigation
Collect a lot of information
He’ll introduce some legislation
And nothings gonna change

Chorus

*Neal Gladstone – 1946 – 2024 RIP

Neal’s obituary in the Gazette Times